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Friday, April 27, 2007
Safeway.
Assalamualaikum
Ok people, i am going to apologise in advance because I'm in a pissy mood, another assignment is in the works and even though "the time of the month" baru sja habis, effects-nya masih ada. In short, i am in the mood to bitch like there's no tomorrow. Ok? OK.
The last two days I have been awoken by the contractors hard at work renovating one of the rooms near mine. I walked by to see what it looked like. Lawa atu lawa. Tapi. Bisingnya i don't very much the appreciate. Uni students the world over will understand when i say we need our beauty sleep. And uni students the world over also know of our tendency to operate at the time zone of those who are on the opposite side of the world i.e tidur kul 3, kul 4 in the am. So imagine my dislike if I sleep at 4am and i am awoken at 9 in the morning by the bloody noise of orang tukul menukul and sebagainya. I thought neighbours who are stupid enough to not know how to control their music at weird hours of the night was bad, this is worse. The little consolation I have is that the drilling is occuring next to my rude neighbour yg sasaaaaak ku muanya and yg main boyband music walaupun dirinya atu laki2. At least for me, the drilling is worst heard from the bathroom. Imagine sja mua org sebarang atu. There is justice in the world after all. Ha!
Okay so my assignment sebuting ani i've been trying hard not to put off. I've done a couple of paragraphs but by all no means is it close to being done. Esok ada potluck dinner at Molly and Kel's so the whole day esok gerenti nda te-layan buku ni. So I thought Friday or bust. And my alarm (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) didn't go off (actuallynya i think it did ganya i didn't melayan) so I failed to go to uni today. You know what time I woke up? 11.30. I had a tute at 8 and a lec at 11. Bisaaaaaaaai. I had another tute at 3 tpi nya mcm alang2 bah mun kan go all the way to Clayton for a one hour class sja. So nda tahhh. So I though baik tah buat krja. It's 4.40pm now. I have the Word Document open. And I haven't done anything. Cana kan tuuu?
The whole day yesterday me and Mun be-dating membeli belah makanan for the dinner esok. I swear, we've all turned into housewives here. Bkannya belajar kan be-degree di sini ani, belajar kan membuat rancangan masak2an di RTB. Anyway, d Safeway Mun was looking for barbeque sauce and the aisle was particularly ramai, jgn2 semua org kan be pot luck this weekend no? Skali my basket telanggar this guy's knees. I apologised and ia menulih to say "s'alright" but i didn't catch his face. Tapi my instinct mcm lawa lah orang ani, based on his hair and his height (YES I AM THAT SHALLOW). So I told Mun. Mun ani silahau sikit sdah ada barbeque sauce nya menahan tia jua di aisle atu...bkannya apa, kan melihat dulu muha orang yg supposedly lawa ani. Skali nya si Mun lawa. So now I'm kinda menyasal nda betanya nama nya masa telanggar basket atu. As in "oh sorry, what was your name again?". Haha, oh well.
Ada lagi satu incident di Safeway. The guy who was checking out our stuff was the guy me and ujai have dubbed "the radio guy". Psl suaranya mcm dalam radiioooo!!! I have witnesses ok so this is not rekaan semata-mata. Usulnya mcm nda wah. He looks like the Star Wars nerd type tapi skali ia membuka mulutnya mcm suara Radio DJ Rangkaian Nasional. Tercabar tu DJ Rangkaian Nasional. I think ia pun sengaja emphasise suaranya mcm atu. The way he says "That comes to $19.45, cash or credit" sounds like "terima kasih kerana mendengar rangkaian nasional sembilan puluh lapan perpuluhan empat, dan bersama anda pada jam ini adalah saya, Daud bin Saman, siaran langsung dari safeway. Sebentar lagi azan maghrib akan berkumandang" (because Mun and me were being silahau and it was time maghrib). LOL. Lamachun di Sydney Road atu kali ah. Bah pukul lima sdah ni. I have work to do. Evs!
P.S winter has arrived!!! and i love scottish accents!
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