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Wednesday, April 09, 2008
FINE.
Assalamualaikum all,
It is a dark day for me today, not only did I get fined for running a red light (WHICH I DID NOT BECAUSE WHEN I TURNED THE CORNER THE LIGHT WAS STILL AMBER) but I have MOE issues. I headed out to there today to lapor diri. The building makes me fricking miserable because not only does it remind me of my situation, but I usually associate it with the whole honours issue. Tapi hari ani nada cikgu yang I usually lapor diri to so I thought I'd just leave behind my results arah the kerani so that they can pass it on to him. Lain kali baru tah lapor diri because this way they might process my forms faster. This is the conversation that followed:
Me: "Assalamualaikum, kan bejumpa Cikgu X, kelmarin sudah buat appointment"
Kerani MOE: "Ah, nada ia! Kursus ia ari ani"
Me: "Oh, sampai pukul brapa tu ah?"
Kerani MOE: "Sampai esok"
Me: *Confused pause, thinking to myself that I made an appointment but knowing kerani ani they probably can't do anything about it*..."Erm, boleh kita sampaikan results ani arahnya"
Kerani MOE: *looking irritated* "Ani berkenaan apa?"
Me: "Kan melapor diri pulang tapi since Cikgu X nada, bulih kita sampai kan saja results ani? Cikgu X dari ari atu sudah menunggu"
Kerani MOE: *looking even more irritated* "Sebenarnya kalau melapor diri ani bukan camani caranya. Balik saja kemari lagi esok, abis sudah kursus nya tu"
Me: "Andang pulang kan balik ke mari untuk melapor diri, tapi Cikgu X menunggu results ani dri ari atu sudah"
Kerani MOE: *snarky ass look on her face* "bah"
Dalam kepala ku, kursus kah ia nda, what the fuck do I care? Number 1, I already said Cikgu atu menunggu my results TWICE, and no.2 the fact that they looked at me as if it was MY fault that I came on THAT day to lapor diri AS IF it was MY JOB to know ia kursus kah nda. PADAHAL I made an appointment sudah. They're so lazy, macam kan menyampaikan my results arah Cikgu atu pun macam menyusahkan hidup dorang. And it is ALWAYS that lady, as if she has a personal vendetta against me.
I think I'm PMS-ing iatah mcm rasanya the whole world is against me today. I dread having to go back to that stupid building to lapor diri. AGAIN.
At least nobody made an issue about my fine at home because apparently everyone pernah kana at least once. And my nini went on to recount hilarious stories about his experiences masa Japanese Occupation..e.g rupanya askar jipun dulu menampar civilians in any little case of disobedience...bukan lagi sekali tapi ada back slap nya lagi tu. The whole thing reminded me of Barney and Marshall's Slap Bet in HIMYM. HILARIOUS.
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